Robyn Banks is an acquisitions specialist in the financial services industry.  By night, she is a rising star in the Australian rodeo circuit, where she is currently ranked third in wallaby wrangling.  Robyn was shortlisted for the 2016 Pulitzer for her investigative report into the lack of cheese in frozen pizzas.

Jimmy DeLoq is an asset conversion specialist.  In his spare time, Jimmy is working to sequence the genome of the mainland grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis).

All of the content on The Roosevelt Reader is completed fabricated, with very little basis in reality.